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Question to Pathan: In Which State Ravi Flows?
Pathan: Liquid State. Audience Clapped. Man was Shocked. Turned behind & found the audience, All were Pathans!
Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai? Pathan: Bhae behan ka. Teacher: Wo Kase? Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain. :-)
Ek Pathan T.v par Bomb Rakh Kar Pakistan ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha. B.v Ne Pocha: Ye Bomb Kis Liye? Pathan: Agar Ye Haar Gaye to Poori Team ko Bomb Se Urra Don Ga.
Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye? Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain. Pathan: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo. Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai. :-)
Pathan Dukaan Wale Se: Aur Janab Kaise Ho? Dukan Wala: Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye. Pathan: O Beghairat Wo Hum Tumko Nahi Dega. Dukan Wala: Magar Q? Pathan: Kyo K Wo Abhi "8" Saal Ki Hai. :-)
Sardar: Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey? , , , , Pathan: Jootay Se Mar Do. :-)
Extreme Height of Positivity: Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya. Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye? Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.
Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata. Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki. Pathan: . . . . Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.
Pathan KESC Walo ko Phone Kar K Bola. Khocha Jaldi se Light Band Kar Do! KESC Wala: Kyun Sir? Pathan: ABHI ABHI Humara Dil Mai Naya Gaali Aaya Hai. WO DENI HAI. :-)
Pathan Halwai SE: Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho? Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Se Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani.
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