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100 days of PPP
Petrol 87 rupees Deisel 59 Gas 31% raise Atta 45/kg (If available) Bijli 16% high GST 16% on all items Awam mar gaee mager aaj bhi bhutto zinda hy
Aik Admi ny mobile lya, woh roz nai battery layta, 1 admi ny poocha tum roz nae battery kiun laitay ho? us ny kaha ky her 24 ghantay baad bolta hy "BATTER LO"
Ek Ameer bachay ko school main garib khandan per mazmoon likhnay ko kaha gya. Us ny likha "Ek gharib khandan tha, baap garib, maa garib, Bachay garib, Khandan main 4 nauker thy, wo bhi gharib, car bhi tooti hoee Accord thi. Unka garib driver usi tooti car main bachoon ko school chor ker ata tha, Bachoon ky pass pooranay N95 mobile thy, Bachy week main 3 baar hi chicken khatay thy, gher main sirf 4 second hand AC thy, Sara khandan bari mushkil sy aish ker raha tha!!"
Sardar gun ly ker darwaze pe ruka. Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: shair ka shikar kernay ja raha hoon wife: to jao na sardar: kaisay jaoon bahir kutta khara hy!
In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Pathan:I dont know. Examiner:You failed, whats your name? Pathan:See my legs & tell my name
1 Pathan rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! PATHAN: Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,Khanay mein kia hai Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai, Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra, Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai, Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar, Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
PapPpUU Ke gHaR gUeSt A GaE. MaA Ne Kaha "Jao BeTa, Ja K MeHMaAno K Liay Kuch Le Kar Ao" PpPApu BaHar GaYa AoR . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . RekShAw Le AyA
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