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What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

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Category: Funny Posted by: Pak_Army
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

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i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

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