SMS Mania - Funny SMS
AgaR larKia be neMaZ MaSjEed maY ParnaY ataY
..... ........ ........ tou ........ saB LarKay 5 waQT Kay NeMaZ mASjid May Ada kartaY or AAP tou biLkul MaSJiD Kay imaM hotay
O Gharib Insan. O Jahil Insan. O Pagal Insan. O Bewaqoof Insan. Sorry... Maine Aapko Insan Kaha, Aapko Bura to Nahi Laga? :-)
Hum To Yun He Wapda k Truck K Sath Kharey They FARAZ . . . . Woh Aaye Aur Gaaliyan Dey Kar Chaly Gaye. :-(
Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare. Hansi Mazaaq Kare Or Raton Ko Muje Songs Bhi Sunaye. Baloch: Baaji! Tum Husband Ko Maro Goli FM Radio Le Lo. :-)
Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Sardar: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it. Teacher: Why? Sardar: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.
nukar ..saab.....aap k kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha,saab..tuje kaise pata k wo mera khas dost tha,nukar...wo pooch raha tha k harami kaha hain......by_____saif mengal
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Beta apni ammi se: Ammi mujhe duk dein dard dein. barbad kar dein. Ammi: Saf saf Q nahi kehte Shadi karni he. by: HUSB Hameed Ullah Shaheen Batazai
1 pathan hajj karnay gia to wo shetan ko joti utar kar marnay laga too logoo nay pocha k ya kia kar rahay hoo too wo kahanay laga k is bhanchot nay mujh say ghada chodwiya.
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai.... Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....
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