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AgaR larKia be neMaZ MaSjEed maY ParnaY ataY
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saB LarKay 5 waQT Kay NeMaZ mASjid May Ada kartaY or
AAP tou biLkul MaSJiD Kay imaM hotay

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Category: Funny Posted by: Qurashi Moin
O Gharib Insan.
O Jahil Insan.
O Pagal Insan.
O Bewaqoof Insan.

Sorry...


Maine Aapko Insan Kaha,
Aapko Bura to Nahi Laga? :-)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Wareed Barech
Hum To Yun He Wapda k Truck K Sath Kharey They FARAZ

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Woh Aaye Aur Gaaliyan Dey Kar Chaly Gaye. :-(

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Category: Funny Posted by: Wareed Barech
Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare.
Hansi Mazaaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje Songs Bhi Sunaye.


Baloch:
Baaji! Tum Husband Ko Maro Goli FM Radio Le Lo. :-)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Wareed Barech
Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Sardar: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Sardar: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Wareed Barech
nukar ..saab.....aap k kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha,saab..tuje kaise pata k wo mera khas dost tha,nukar...wo pooch raha tha k harami kaha hain......by_____saif mengal

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Category: Funny Posted by: saif
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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Category: Funny Posted by: farooq ahmed
Beta apni ammi se: Ammi mujhe duk dein dard dein. barbad kar dein. Ammi: Saf saf Q nahi kehte Shadi karni he.

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HUSB
Hameed Ullah Shaheen Batazai

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Category: Funny Posted by: Hameed Ullah Shaheen Batazai
1 pathan hajj karnay gia to wo shetan ko joti utar kar marnay laga too logoo nay pocha k ya kia kar rahay hoo too wo kahanay laga




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is bhanchot nay mujh say ghada chodwiya.

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Category: Funny Posted by: ABDUL BASIT
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
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