Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Husband:Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi.
Wah!
Kia khoobsorut larki thi

Wife:Akeli ayee ho gi!
Husband:Tum ko kese pata?

Wife:Uska husband mere khuwab mein tha.!

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Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It%u2019s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

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Meri

Or

%u201CShahrukh khan%u201D
ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

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Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi

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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

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