SMS Mania - Funny SMS
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga. Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka.. Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka.. Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
1 Teacher Student Say. Teacher:-Bathao 14 august 1947 Ko Kia Howa tha. Student:-Sochtay Howay Kuch Dhaiar Badh Jawab Dia BALOCHO NE GAAND DEYE THE
1 Teacher Student Say. Teacher:-Bathao 14 august 1947 Ko Kia Howa tha. Student:-Sochtay Howay Kuch Dhaiar Badh Jawab Dia. Sir 14 August 1947 Ko Meray Bab Ka Bab Ka Bab Paidha Howa Tha Yani Mera Dada Per Dada Paida Howa tha. Hahahahah:-)
Yaha Nikli Waha Nikli Idhar Nikli Oudhar Nikli, Jesay Mai Ny Chaha Wo 2 Bacho Ke MAA Nikli-:)
medical poetry chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain, taman dawaiyan bachoo ki ponch say door rakain. faraz kia ab milan ki justuju karain, tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to doctor say ruju karain. hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain, dawai achi tarah hilla kar istamal karain. dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi dolli, subha sham kanay k bad ek goli. hum to ishq karnay pay raza mand hai, per jumay ki subha clinic band hai....
Pathaan: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Freeee Gift Dou Shop keeper! Gee Iss kay saath Koee Gift Nhee Hei PATHAAN: Shaympoo Pay Likhaa Hai DANDRUFFF FREEEEE..
1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya. Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,
Ak pathan ki girl friend ny poocha jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy? Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?
Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: "Aap kw shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy." Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai. Pathan:"Aadat bhe bohat milti hy."
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