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once a mosquito falls in love with a hen one day they kissed each other hen dies of malaria and mosquito dies of bird-flu MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents
Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag main to sirf gobar bhara hai. Husband(pyar se): To phir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai
Chicken Ready,Yes Boss Omlet Ready, Yes Boss Mutton Read No Boss Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate... . . . . . . I have already donate five litrs.
Aik ghar mein shawhar aur biwi ke darmian gagra ho gia shawhar bazar chala gia raat ko phone par shawhar:kahanay mein kia paka ya hai. Biwi:ZEHER shawhar:tum kha ke soo jana mein deer se Aata hoon.....
New exciting offer from Unilever Pakistan Limited. . . . . . . Abb Shampoo ki her bottle ky sath 1 "AATAY" ka sashay bilkul free..!!
Ek Pathan larki say hum sy shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga.. Larki: woh kaisay Pathan: hamari shadi hogi bacha hoga. bache ka naam "SAWAB KHAN" rakhain gy!
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