Pathan goes India illegally,

Security: Who ar you?
Pathan: I am Hindu.
Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan!
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

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Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha
sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy

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A pathan was playing "KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI"
Amitabh asked apnay baap kaa naam btao.
Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhtaa hy kiya?"
Pehlay 4 optionz tou btao?

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A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend

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Pathan riding a cycle hits a Female.
Female: Ghantee nahee maari jaatee kya?
Pathan: Aray Poori cycle maar diya Hum ny,
ab ghantee alag say maaron kya ?

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Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi

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ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.

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Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

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Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

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